Thought of the Day: Kale Advice

If kale is so good for you, why does your face do that thing when you eat it?

If kale is really that good for you, why does your face look like it’s just remembered tax season every time you eat it?

Some say it’s an acquired taste. Others say it’s a punishment from the vegetable kingdom. We say: eat what you like, so long as it doesn’t cause spontaneous grimacing.

Remember — a healthy diet includes laughter, questionable decisions, and the occasional carbohydrate.

It’s a question for philosophers, scientists, and possibly dentists. Kale may indeed be a superfood, but your tastebuds appear to disagree. Remember: if it tastes like punishment, it probably is.


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