“When one door closes, another opens.
Usually because someone forgot their keys
and is now trying the back entrance in a panic.”
The Sage once said that life’s great doors swing open and shut with all the grace of a faulty garden gate. People love to say “When one door closes, another opens” — as if the universe were staffed by an enthusiastic concierge.
But the reality? You’re probably locked out of your destiny, holding a half-eaten biscuit, wondering if you left your phone on the windowsill. That’s when the back door creaks open — not because fate intervened, but because Margaret from next door forgot to shut it properly after chasing the cat.
The Sage advises: forget the metaphysical doors. Try the kitchen window. And always keep a spare key in your sock drawer.
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