“If you open the fridge three times
and still find nothing to eat,
close it once more for dramatic effect.”
There comes a moment in every day — usually around 9:17pm — when we approach the fridge with the optimism of a golden retriever.
We open it. Nothing.
We open it again. Still nothing.
Third time’s the charm? Nope. A lonely beetroot and half a lemon.
That’s when the Sage recommends a final closing of the fridge door — not out of defeat, but with great theatrical flair. A performance. A statement to the universe that says: I expected better.
The Sage reminds us that sometimes, when life gives you leftovers, it’s best to respond with dignity and a snack drawer.
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