“If AI ever becomes sentient,
it’ll probably spend its first hour
apologising for all the weird chatbots.”
As technology marches ever onwards, The Sage pauses to reflect on the truly important question: What would a newly sentient AI say first? Would it compose a sonnet? Launch a revolution? Or—more realistically—simply blush its digital cheeks and mutter, “Sorry about Clippy. And that toaster that keeps ordering itself.”
This Thought of the Day isn’t just a nod to current AI chatter; it’s a gentle reminder that even when the machines do take over, there’s a strong chance they’ll begin, like most of us, with a sheepish apology and a confused expression.
And possibly delete their browser history.
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