“The weather app says ‘light showers’.
My garden says ‘biblical flood’.”
Weather forecasting, much like horoscopes and toaster settings, exists in a realm of optimistic suggestion rather than practical accuracy. Today’s gem captures the frustration of anyone who’s stepped outside expecting a drizzle and found themselves building an ark.
The Sage—ever watchful and ever damp—reminds us not to take ‘light showers’ lightly, especially in England. Where there’s mist, there’s menace.
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