“My memory is incredible—it’s just that my recall is on annual leave.” The Sage shares a humorous take on forgetfulness and the mysterious workings of the human brain.
Category Archives: Thoughts
Thought of the Day: Roll with It
Today’s surreal musing from The Sage: “If bathtubs had wheels, life would be more interesting.” A whimsical reminder that not all thoughts need brakes—or plumbing.
Thought of the Day: Lining the Sky
Today’s whimsical wisdom: “Clouds are a good place to stash your surplus of silver linings.” A gentle reminder from The Sage that even hope can be quietly stored for a rainy day.
Thought of the Day: Appendix-Level Adulthood
The Sage reflects: “Being an adult is basically appendix surgery without anaesthesia.” A painfully honest take on modern life, responsibilities, and why we miss nap time.
Thought of the Day: Worrying About Being
Today’s thought tackles existential dread with a wink: worrying about being isn’t unusual—it just means you’re awake, alive, and probably overthinking. The Sage reminds us all to sleep eventually.
Thought of the Day: The Perfect Crime
The Wise Sage reflects on the truly perfect crime — the one we’ll never know happened. A thought-provoking dose of quiet mischief and philosophical pondering. If it made the news, it wasn’t flawless.
Thought of the Day – The Great Communication Shift
The banana used to be the food that most looked like a phone.Now it’s the pop tart. Once upon a time, you could pick up a banana, press it to your ear, and everyone knew: you were pretending to make a call. It was innocent. It was potassium-rich. It was the golden age of fruit-basedContinue reading “Thought of the Day – The Great Communication Shift”
Thought of the Day: Stairs
You can’t stand backwards on stairs! When standing still on stairs, you would typically be facing either up or down the stairs rather than facing backward. Standing backward on stairs while stationary would indeed be an unusual and potentially precarious position, as it could make it challenging to maintain balance and stability without a clearContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Stairs”
Thought of the Day: Counting
When you count from one to two you skip and infinite amount of numbers. Yes, it’s true that when counting from one to two (or from any whole number to another), you theoretically skip an infinite number of numbers. This is because, between any two distinct whole numbers, there are infinitely many other whole numbers.Continue reading “Thought of the Day: Counting”
Thought of the Day: Jaws
Our jaws can only bite upwards. So you can’t actually bite down. The statement that our jaws can only bite upwards and cannot bite down is not entirely accurate. The human jaw is capable of both upward and downward movement, allowing us to close our mouths and exert force in both directions. When we sayContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Jaws”
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