Today’s Quote of the Day from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “When one door closes, another opens — usually because someone forgot the heating’s on.” A witty twist on a classic proverb, reminding us that life’s turning points may have less to do with fate and more to do with draughts.
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Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Perspective
Today’s Quote of the Day from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “Some see the glass half full, others half empty — I just wonder who’s been drinking out of my glass.” A witty twist on perspective that turns a tired proverb into a laugh-out-loud moment of practical wisdom.
Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Time
Today’s Quote of the Day from philosopher Anne Teak: “Time flies when you’re having fun — but it taxis very slowly when you’re waiting for the kettle to boil.” A witty reflection on how joy speeds time up, while impatience slows it to a crawl.
Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Memory
Today’s Quote of the Day comes from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “History is written by the victors, but remembered by the ones who can’t find their glasses.” A witty reflection on how memory shapes truth, with Anne’s signature mix of historical perspective and gentle absurdity.
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