Today’s Quote of the Day from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “When one door closes, another opens — usually because someone forgot the heating’s on.” A witty twist on a classic proverb, reminding us that life’s turning points may have less to do with fate and more to do with draughts.
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Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Perspective
Today’s Quote of the Day from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “Some see the glass half full, others half empty — I just wonder who’s been drinking out of my glass.” A witty twist on perspective that turns a tired proverb into a laugh-out-loud moment of practical wisdom.
Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Time
Today’s Quote of the Day from philosopher Anne Teak: “Time flies when you’re having fun — but it taxis very slowly when you’re waiting for the kettle to boil.” A witty reflection on how joy speeds time up, while impatience slows it to a crawl.
Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Memory
Today’s Quote of the Day comes from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “History is written by the victors, but remembered by the ones who can’t find their glasses.” A witty reflection on how memory shapes truth, with Anne’s signature mix of historical perspective and gentle absurdity.
Quote of the Day: Eric Shinn on Patience
Today’s Quote of the Day comes from philosopher Eric Shinn: “Patience is a virtue — mostly because it takes so long to learn.” A tongue-in-cheek reflection on the slow art of waiting, reminding us that impatience is just a sign you’re still learning patience.
Quote of the Day: Leisure is Sacred
Quote of the Day from Professor Gerald Snoozlethorpe: “If the universe wanted us to be productive, it wouldn’t have invented cushions.” A humorous take on rest, purpose, and upholstery.
Quote of the Day: Open to Ideas
The Sage shares a quote from the brilliantly baffling Humfray P. Paradox: “Minds are like parachutes—they only work when they’re open.” A witty reminder to stay curious and mentally agile.
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