Today’s Quote of the Day from philosopher Anne Teak: “Time flies when you’re having fun — but it taxis very slowly when you’re waiting for the kettle to boil.” A witty reflection on how joy speeds time up, while impatience slows it to a crawl.
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Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Memory
Today’s Quote of the Day comes from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “History is written by the victors, but remembered by the ones who can’t find their glasses.” A witty reflection on how memory shapes truth, with Anne’s signature mix of historical perspective and gentle absurdity.
Quote of the Day: Patience
Noah Clooney’s witty reflection on patience turns the virtue into a theatrical act. It’s not about inner peace—it’s about looking calm while your soul simmers. A perfect quote for anyone who’s ever waited too long with clenched teeth.
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