Today’s Quote of the Day from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “When one door closes, another opens — usually because someone forgot the heating’s on.” A witty twist on a classic proverb, reminding us that life’s turning points may have less to do with fate and more to do with draughts.
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Quote of the Day: Anne Teak on Perspective
Today’s Quote of the Day from fictional philosopher Anne Teak: “Some see the glass half full, others half empty — I just wonder who’s been drinking out of my glass.” A witty twist on perspective that turns a tired proverb into a laugh-out-loud moment of practical wisdom.
Quote of the Day: Burning Bridges
Helmutt Churchill reminds us that some endings are best celebrated with fire — and food. Today’s quote turns wisdom into a barbecue metaphor, fusing philosophy with sausages.
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