What do the Titanic and Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy Dead People.
I was feeling lonely, so I bought some shares.
It’s nice to have some company.
I asked my kids if they liked my grandmother.
They said she’s a great grandmother.
How can you tell the difference between an Indian and African elephant?
One of them is an elephant.
Dim light bulbs or bright light bulbs?
Watts the difference?
What I if told you…
That you read the first line incorrectly?
Somebody called me pretentiousness the other day!
I nearly choked on my skinny latte with caramel and chocolate sprinkles.
Breaking News!!
Ne ws
One.
How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
I went to a fancy dress party as a spider last night.
God knows what time I crawled in.
Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
My wife said she’d leave me unless I stopped making photography puns…
I said “Snap out of it, don’t be so negative, let’s see how things develop!”
Her face was a picture! She was out of the house in a flash…
I told her my name was “Heath.” She said her name was “Heather.”
I said, “This isn’t a competition.”
My friend’s Xbox got stolen.
He was so upset about it that he couldn’t be consoled.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care.
Someone tried to explain binary to me.
I couldn’t understand a bit of it.
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