I bought a lettuce from a greengrocers owned by The Mamas & the Papas but it’s already gone off.
All the leaves are brown…
Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.
Pink Panthers to do list:
To do
To do
To do, to do, to do
To do, to doooo
The first rule of iPhone 15 owner’s club is:
Tell everybody that you’re a member.
And for our next band, would you please welcome the bailiffs.
Take it away boys.
MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar.
Very intelligent!
Mittens if you’re reading this please come home.
I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in…
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
They’re finally making a movie called clocks.
It’s about time.
I went to a pet shop.
I said ‘Can I buy a goldfish?’
The guy said ‘Do you want an aquarium?’
I said ‘I don’t care what star sign it is’.
Some people think there are insects on the Moon.
Lunar tics.
I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand.
It’s 15.
I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.
It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.
I’d like to have more self-esteem, but I don’t deserve it.
I’m hoping to find a cure for my hiccups, but I’m not holding my breath.
How does a train hear another train coming?
With its engineers.
I pirated a movie last night.
Gave it 3.14 stars.
Just got back from Crete where I had a very brief visit to see the Labyrinth.
It was only a minor tour.
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