There’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean that colour is…a pigment of your imagination?
Why are plants so thin?
They are light eaters.
Imagine the self-control needed to work in a bubble wrap factory…
Anger management classes…
They’re all the rage
They say that time is a great healer.
This would explain why doctor’s surgeries make you wait 3 weeks for an appointment.
Cannibals like to meat people.
Lif is too short.
Don’t be a sexist, birds hate that.
I’ve started using garlic in my magic act.
First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts, and then I blend them together with some Parmesan and olive oil.
Then… hey… pesto!
What’s a cow eating grass?
A Lawn mooer.
Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a supermarket.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was Lidl.
I’ve just been attacked a little ginger boy doing martial arts!!
It turned out to be the carroty kid.
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of a dinner party?
Handshakes
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Great jokes, Andrew. My favourites are the one about Lidl, and my true favourite is the one about the bubble wrap factory. Just imagine the self-control needed to work there. I’d get the sack on the first day! I hope you are well. I’ve been absent a bit as I had Covid at the beginning of September. The exhaustion and lack of concentration still haven’t left me. It’s frustrating because I’m so behind in reading others’ blogs (as usual, but more so). X
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Hi Ellie, I hope you are enjoying better health now. Even when we are well there is never enough time ….. x
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