What do you call a Communist sniper?
A Marx-man.
What do you call a homeless horse?
Unstable
What do you call a computer mouse that swears?
A cursor.
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Unbeeleaveable!
What do you call a man in a slow-cooker?
Stu.
What do you call a group of anxious dinosaurs?
Nervous Rex.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
What do you call someone in debt?
Owen.
What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head?
Claude.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A milk shake.
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
Wander woman.
What do you call 100 little sheep rolling down a hill?
A lambslide.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?
Nina.
What do you call a bedpan in Russia?
A Poo-tin.
What do you call two blokes sitting on top of a window?
Kurt and Rod
What do you call a girl who catches fish?
Annette.
What do you call a £1,000 door?
A grand entrance.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
What do you call a big pile of cats?
A meowntain.
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.
What do you call a dadjoke you made up yourself?
Home groan.
What do you call a Welshman with a biscuit on his head?
Dai Gestive.
What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
What do you call an ugly dinosaur?
An eyesaur.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Still a fly. The irony is unfortunate, but the name doesn’t change.
What do you call it when you’re attracted to both men and women but neither are attracted to you?
Bi-yourself.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
Maybe
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Humphrey.
What do you call a dead musician?
A decomposer.
What do you call a short mother?
A minimum.
What do you call a banana with eyes?
A binini.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
What do you call a floating dog?
A good buoy.
What do you call a cat with no legs?
Dog food.
What do you call Postman Pat on the dole?
Pat.
What do you call Bears with no ears?
B.
What do you call a Welsh singer who never gets lost?
Tomtom Jones.
What do you call your average ancient Greek?
Mediocrates.
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
What do you call a hippo without a butt?
A hippo-bottomless.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo.
What do you call a man who lives in an envelope?
Bill.
What do you call a hotel breakfast that gives you diarrhoea?
Incontinental.
What do you call an ox with a large bum?
Big buttocks.
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
Max
What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?
Phil.
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