What do you call a man in a slow cooker?
Stu.
What do you call someone in debt?
Owen.
What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head?
Claude.
What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance?
Nina.
What do you call a bedpan in Russia?
A Poo-tin.
What do you call two blokes sitting on top of a window?
Kurt and Rod
What do you call a girl who catches fish?
Annette.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis.
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Humphrey.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a Welshman with a biscuit on his head?
Dai Gestive.
What do you call Postman Pat on the dole?
Pat.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
What do you call a Welsh singer who never gets lost?
Tomtom Jones.
What do you call a man who lives in an envelope?
Bill.
What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?
Max
What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?
Sheer Luck Holmes.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass?
Phil.
What do you call a man who lies in front of your door?
Matt.
What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs?
Bob.
What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her bills?
Bernadette.
What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves?
Russell.
What do you call a man who has a spade for a head?
Doug.
What do you call a man who doesn’t have a spade for a head?
Douglas.
What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other one?
Eilene
What do you call a woman who has legs of equal length?
Nolene.
What do you call a man who has a car above his head?
Jack.
What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff?
Rob.
What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting?
Chuck.
What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his shirt?
Warren.
What do you call a man who is in the dirt in your garden?
Pete.
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river?
Adam.
What do you call a guy with a radio?
Roger.
What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof?
Eve.
What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water?
Luke.
What do you call a man who is hanging on a wall?
Art.
What do you call a man who has a plank on his head?
Edward.
What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head?
Edward Wood.
What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head?
Edward Woodward.
What do you call a man who has 4 planks on his head ?
I don’t know but Edward Woodward would.
What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?
Lou.
What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice?
Lulu.
What do you call a woman who keeps singing Christmas songs?
Carol.
What do you call a woman who works with cats?
Kitty.
What do you call a man with a map on his head?
Miles.
What do you call a lady who has a radiator for a body?
Anita.
What do you call a man who stamps letters for a living?
Frank.
What do you call a woman who suffers from wind?
Gail.
What do you call a man who loves exercising?
Jim.
What do you call a man who plays the bagpipes?
Scott.
What do you call a man who leaves a fortune when he dies?
Will.
What do you call a man who is unable to stand?
Neil.
What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs?
Skip.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
What do you call a man with no underwear?
Nicholas.
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What do you call a retired miner?
Doug
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