Facebook Jokes

Scroll, Laugh, Repeat: The Funniest Facebook Jokes You’ll Ever See
Swipe into a world of social media mirth with our handpicked selection of Facebook jokes! From poking fun at status updates to clever quips about algorithm quirks and friend requests gone wrong, this collection celebrates the lighter side of the world’s favourite (and sometimes most frustrating) social network. Whether you’re a frequent poster or a passive scroll-stalker, these jokes are guaranteed to spark a smile and maybe even a share or two.

Farmers are leaving Facebook in droves.

Every time they put down a post, somebody takes a fence.

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘benefits’ so when you add me it says ‘You are now friends with benefits’.

I really don’t want to see puns about French eggs on Facebook anymore.

Un oeuf is un oeuf.

“The problem with quotes on Facebook is that you can never tell if they’re genuine” Socrates 399 BC

Ladies, if there’s a man who remembers your birthday, knows what you enjoy and understands your friends and family…

It’s Mark Zuckerberg.

My Facebook password has been hacked again…

This will be the third time I’ve had to rename the dog…

Yesterday, I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book.

Not only was it embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.

On my tombstone I want it to say:”I didn’t forward the text message to 15 friends”

If you see a post about how to prevent coughs and sneezes don’t click on it!!

It’s a virus.

I’ve started a Facebook page for chickens.

It’s not my full-time job, I’m just doing it to make hens meet.

I was going to Post about anti-climaxes, but in the end I didn’t.

Neil Armstrong makes it to the moon and takes 5 pictures.

Girls go to the bathroom and take 57!

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

People are sometimes curious enough to become Facebook friends for a clandestine look at someone else’s boredom.

WARNING: If you get a link called ‘free porn’ dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends!

My mate Sid’s been a victim of ID theft.

He’s now called ‘S’

I changed my password to “incorrect”.

So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is incorrect”.

Got a message today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action!

So I sent her my ironing.

I asked my wife how she avoids click-bait…

Her answer may shock you!

I was going to say something on Facebook about soul singer Gladys Knight but one of her backing singers got there just before me…

I got pipped to the post.

Words can’t express how much I hate World Emoji Day.

I’m going to log off Facebook for a bit and then log on again but wearing a padded envelope.

I’ll be back in a jiffy.

Commented on Facebook earlier about a cold sore on my lip.

Now it’s gone viral.

I was in a hotel lobby today, and told the guy behind the desk that I was there for the Facebook conference.

He said “Follow me”…

A friend of mine keeps getting Posts offering him cans of chopped ham and pork.

I’ve told him that it’s just spam.

Got advice from a mystic about how to get more likes on Facebook.

What a great social medium.

I love crossing bridges, so I set up a Facebook page about it.

Now it’s been targeted by trolls.

And that’s not all …..

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