Cricket Jokes

Bowled Over with Laughter: Cracking Cricket Jokes for Every Fan

Step onto the pitch of humor with our top-tier collection of cricket jokes—perfect for die-hard fans, casual watchers, and anyone who appreciates a good pun. From clever wordplay on wickets and stumps to cheeky one-liners that hit for six, these jokes will have you grinning like you’ve just scored a century. So grab your bat, admire your spin technique, and get ready to laugh through every over!

I used to go out with a girl called Lyndsey Doyle…

She smelt like a cricket bat.

My wife just left me because of my obsession with cricket.

It’s really hit me for 6.

The wife just threw six cricket balls at me…

“What’s up ?” I asked.

“It’s over” she replied.

I’ve been really busy teaching hobbits how to play cricket.

Bilbo’s good at catching, but he can’t really Frodo!

My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said, “No, I didn’t even know he could.”

Why do cricketers iron shirts well?

They have the best idea of spotting the crease.

Why cricket is known as a sport that accepts a diverse range of body types?

Because it has Fine leg, short leg and square leg.

Which bird is disliked by batsmen?

The Duck.

Why did the tail-ender uncomfortable get in trouble at the nightclub?

He faced a difficult bouncer.

Why did the team disagree with the captain’s team placing?

Because he had a silly point.

And that’s not all ….

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