Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Birthday.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby just stung me, ouch!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam dog bit my leg.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida big dinner and now I’m full.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aisle.
Aisle who?
Aisle be seeing you soon.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ale.
Ale who?
Ale have what she’s having.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alamos.
Alamos who?
Alamos at the end.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A-man-da fix the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos-quito bit me.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette is what fishermen use.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie one you want me to be.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom. Hurry up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Gesundheit! Need a tissue?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Auto.
Auto who?
You auto know it’s me by now.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry nice to meet you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Batter.
Batter who?
Batter late than never.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, we aren’t done yet.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean there, done that.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beak.
Beak who?
Beak careful, that pan is hot!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me, go answer the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beth.
Beth who?
Beth wishes on your birthday.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter be quick, we’re late!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be over already?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen answer the door, will ya?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer almonds.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat you see I’m knocking on the door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cod.
Cod who?
Cod you answer the door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
If you don’t know, then hang up the phone.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Cook who — are you calling me crazy?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Daryl.
Daryl who?
Daryl never be anyone like you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn tell any more knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey we have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doggone.
Doggone who?
I don’t know, but we’d better find him.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora’s open, come on in.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dora Belle.
Dora Belle who?
Dora Belle is broken, that’s why I’m knocking.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dough.
Dough who?
Dough you wish there were more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dublin.
Dublin who?
I’m Dublin down on telling these knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Duncan.
Duncan who?
Duncan Oreos in milk is my favorite snack.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl-y to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eddy.
Eddy who?
Eddy body home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Espresso.
Espresso who?
Espresso yourself, then everyone will know how you feel.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline pretty good, thanks for asking.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Foal.
Foal who?
Foal me once, shame on you. Foal me twice, shame on me.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for asking, it’s me.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gene?
Gene who?
Gene in a bottle.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla a burger, I’m hungry.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goose.
Goose who?
Goo-see who’s at the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony knock-knock jokes can one person tell?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s time to go.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Haven.
Haven who?
Haven’t you had enough knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Herd.
Herd who?
Herd me the first time I knocked.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you wrote poetry.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey who?
Honey, I’m home.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hurley.
Hurley who?
Hurley bird gets the worm.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice scream.
Ice scream who?
Ice scream when I get scared, don’t you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, but you better answer.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore open or shut?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a very good day.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana come in.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel be happy to know it’s Friday!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith calm and carry on.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you lend me a dollar?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with you later.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Knot.
Knot who?
Knot another knock-knock joke, please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama find out who’s at the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lass.
Lass who?
Round ‘em up cowboy!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les got out to dinner!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke for yourself, I’m busy.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Aw, love you too!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Marry.
Mary who?
Marry me, I love you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
May fourth.
May fourth who?
May the fourth be with you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good knock knock joke?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nona.
Nona who?
Nona your business, that’s who.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
I just told you. No one.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
Opportunity who?
When opportunity knocks, you answer.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be with you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your hat on, it’s cold out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
OK … who, who, who!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a song, but I forgot the words.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shelly.
Shelly who?
Shelly-brate good times, c’mon!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know who I am by now.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sia.
Sia who?
Sia later!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
S’more.
S’more who?
S’more jokes on the way.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Sure, W-H-O.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prise!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s my birthday. Woohoo!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tish.
Tish who?
Yes, thanks. I just sneezed.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music, I love this song.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tuna.
Tuna who?
Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running. Ew.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me to stop knocking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne drops keep falling on my head.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Whale.
Whale who?
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know that you are an owl!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you stop with these corny jokes already?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you keeps knocking on my door?!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yetta.
Yetta who?
Yetta another knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wren.
Wren who?
Wren will these jokes ever end?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Yeah-hoo, I’m excited too!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t answer the door.
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