Welcome to our Grandparent Jokes page, where laughter and love come together! Here, we celebrate the timeless humor that only grandparents can deliver. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle to share with your grandkids or seeking the perfect joke to brighten your day, you’ve come to the right place. Our collection of delightful and charming jokes is perfect for any occasion and is sure to bring smiles to faces young and old. Dive into our treasury of grandparent-approved humor and enjoy the joy and warmth these jokes bring!
My Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two.
In fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot…
My Grandad led a very varied and interesting life, he had fingers in a lot of pies.
Lovely man, got the sack from Greggs though…
“We never had a TV in the family when I was younger” said my grandad.
“Well you have now” I said as I adjusted my dress.
We used to call my Grandad “Spider-Man”.
He didn’t possess any amazing superpowers, he just used to struggle to get out of the bath…
My Great Grandad helped build the lion statues in Trafalgar Square…
That really put the cat amongst the pigeons…
My Grandad was a bit of a hoarder.
He never liked to throw anything away.
He died in the war holding a hand grenade.
My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra.
Grandma took it pretty hard.
My Grandad often recalls ‘fighting them on the beaches…’
Lovely man, terrible deckchair attendant.
My great-grandad invented the rear view mirror for cars…
After that there was no looking back.
My granddad asked me how to print on his computer.
I told him it’s Ctrl-P.
He said he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.
I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I got my grandma a new walking frame specially made by NASA and she’s starting to get the hang of it…
It’s one small step for Nan…
My grandma is 80% Irish.
People call her Iris.
About a month before he died, my grandfather, we covered his back full of lard…
After that he went downhill very quickly.
I saw a sign on the train saying “Please give this seat to an elderly person”.
So I unscrewed it and took it round to my granddad’s house…
And that’s not all ….
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