Please remember, for every Rich Tea biscuit, there are currently thousands of tea biscuits living in poverty… My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators. We clicked straight away. If you don’t sniff the air and go ‘Ooh – someone’s having a barbecue!’, are you even British?! Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s moving missive of movie messages ….”
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This Day in History: September 26th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on September 26th: These events encompass a wide range of historical and cultural significance, from significant moments in exploration and diplomacy to milestones in sports and technology. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1Continue reading “This Day in History: September 26th”
Thought of the Day: Old Zealand
What happened to old Zealand? Old Zealand, also spelled as “Zealand” or “Sealand,” was a historic region in the Netherlands. It is not commonly referred to today because it was largely submerged due to a series of floods and land reclamation projects over the centuries. The region of Zealand, or Zeeland in Dutch, was originallyContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Old Zealand”
Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tortuous tautology of tasteless tidings ….
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician. You’ll never hear the end of it… Phil Oakey was the lead singer of 80s pop band The Human League, but no one ever mentions his sister, Carrie, the inventor of singing badly in pubs… Watched a film last night where Patrick Swayze teaches a girl how to typeContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tortuous tautology of tasteless tidings ….”
Thought of the Day: Pampered Cows
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? No, pampering a cow does not lead to spoiled milk. The quality of milk produced by a cow depends on various factors, including its diet, health, and the conditions in which it is kept. Pampering a cow, which might involve providing it with proper nutrition,Continue reading “Thought of the Day: Pampered Cows”
This Day in History: September 24th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on September 24th: These events span a wide range of historical and cultural significance, from early American government to space exploration and beyond. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will thinkContinue reading “This Day in History: September 24th”
Joke of the Day: Sunday’s swearfree swimlane of sweet sweat
What did the doctor say to the patient who insisted on sewing up their own wound? “Suture self.” Just received an invoice from the Origami Society… I’m not sure what to make of it? Lost my watch at a party once. Then I saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. IContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Sunday’s swearfree swimlane of sweet sweat”
Joke of the Day: Friday’s facile fanfare of fake fairwells ….
My new bed plays Metallica to help sooth me to sleep. Nothing else mattress. I need to get insurance for my 1970’s disco record collection… I’m taking out an Earth, Wind and Fire and Theft policy… My wife is kicking me out because she’s fed up with my South American animal puns… ‘OK,’ I said,Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s facile fanfare of fake fairwells ….”
Thought of the Day: Alarm Clocks
Why is is said that an alarm clock is going off when it is really coming on? The expression “an alarm clock is going off” is a linguistic quirk in the English language that can be traced back to historical usage. In this context, “going off” means that the alarm is activating or starting toContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Alarm Clocks”
This Day in History: September 21st
Here are 10 interesting historical events that took place on September 21st: These events span a wide range of historical, cultural, and significant moments in various fields. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing myContinue reading “This Day in History: September 21st”
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