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Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thoughtless theory of thankless throat-clearing ….

I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Did you hear about the man who bent down to pick up a sieve and strained himself? People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look atContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thoughtless theory of thankless throat-clearing ….”

Thought of the Day: Unsolved Mysteries

Why is the show called “Unsolved Mysteries”? If they were solved, they wouldn’t be mysteries. The name “Unsolved Mysteries” for the TV show is somewhat paradoxical, but it was chosen to reflect the nature of the content it presents. The show primarily focuses on real-life cases, often involving mysterious disappearances, unsolved crimes, paranormal phenomena, andContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Unsolved Mysteries”

This Day in History: September 20th

Here are 10 interesting historical events that took place on September 20th: These events cover a wide range of historical, cultural, and social significance. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! JustContinue reading “This Day in History: September 20th”

Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s wettest waterworks of windstrewn waffle …

There’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way. Does that mean that colour is…a pigment of your imagination? Why are plants so thin? They are light eaters. Imagine the self-control needed to work in a bubble wrap factory… Anger management classes… They’re all the rage They say that timeContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s wettest waterworks of windstrewn waffle …”

Thought of the Day: Bagpipes

How can you tell when it’s time to tune your bagpipes? Tuning bagpipes, like tuning any musical instrument, is an important part of maintaining their sound quality. Bagpipes consist of several components, including the chanter (melody pipe), drones (usually three), and the bag itself. Here are some tips on how to tell when it’s timeContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Bagpipes”

Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s taught tourniquet of tattered twine …

I bought a lettuce from a greengrocers owned by The Mamas & the Papas but it’s already gone off. All the leaves are brown… Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’. Pink Panthers to do list:Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s taught tourniquet of tattered twine …”

Thought of the Day: Fish

Do Fish get thirsty? Fish do not get thirsty in the same way humans or other land-dwelling animals do. Thirst is a sensation primarily related to the need for terrestrial animals to replenish water lost through various bodily functions such as respiration, perspiration, and urination. Fish, on the other hand, live in water environments whereContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Fish”

This Day in History: September 14th

Here are 10 interesting historical events that took place on September 14th: These events span a wide range of historical periods and have had significant impacts on the course of history. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think ofContinue reading “This Day in History: September 14th”

Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thin throng of three thirsty thoughtless therapists …

I can’t get enough minimalism I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. I met my girlfriend at an arthritis support group…you know when two people just click? 6:30 is definitely the best time on a clock… Hands down. The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shotContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thin throng of three thirsty thoughtless therapists …”