Shoes last twice as long if only worn every other day. The premise “SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day” is often used humorously or as a playful exaggeration. It’s a bit of a lighthearted expression that takes a common-sense idea to an extreme and humorous conclusion. The idea is notContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Shoes”
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Joke of the Day: Friday’s factory fabrication of fish flavoured fries …
I was in a shop the other day, and there was an empty tester bottle of perfume with a sign saying “out of odour”. Sting has launched an aromatherapy range. It’s a massage in a bottle. I saw someone holding a pair of shoes to his ears. Apparently, he was listening to sole music. AfterContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s factory fabrication of fish flavoured fries …”
Advice of the Day: Road Rage
DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way. This is not good advice! Honking your horn and waving your arms frantically at a car that has broken down or stalled isContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Road Rage”
This Day in History: August 10th
here are ten interesting historical events that took place on August 10th: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thrifty thimble of tepid tequila ….
I never go anywhere without my collection of maps. I would be lost without them. I got a new thesaurus recently. It’s nothing to write house about. I’m looking for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes, but the library only has manuals. Wish I’d never got a tattoo of a bonfire on myContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thrifty thimble of tepid tequila ….”
Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s wasteful waterfall of weathered walnuts ….
I was walking around the hospital yesterday looking to visit my Nanna in the daycare center when I noticed a big sign. ‘Stroke Patients Here’ I never did get to visit my Nanna, thanks to hospital security. A fish has been convicted of murder in America. He’s now on Death Roe… A new study revealsContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s wasteful waterfall of weathered walnuts ….”
Quote of the Day: Excellence
“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” Aristotle Aristotle (384–322 BC) was a Greek philosopher, scientist, and polymath who made significant contributions to various fields of knowledge, including philosophy, natural science, ethics, politics, and more. He was a student of Plato and later became the tutor toContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Excellence”
This Day in History: August 9th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on August 9th: Please note that historical events can be complex and have various interpretations, and the significance of an event may vary depending on cultural, regional, and personal perspectives. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffeeContinue reading “This Day in History: August 9th”
Joke of the Day: Friday’s fragile fragrance of fantastic fancifulness …
Went to a trendy restaurant and had a pelican curry. Tasted ok, but the bill was enormous. A friend of mine used to live in a lake filled with ducks but he moved out when he got fed up with all the bills. I’ve been sacked as the singer in a D:Ream tribute band asContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s fragile fragrance of fantastic fancifulness …”
Joke of the Day: Thursday’s trivial triumph of treacherous transgressions ….
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea. My 4-year-old daughter just said to me: “Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said on the internet? Isn’t it just inherently dishonest? It seems as though they require positive reinforcement from people on the internet they’ve neverContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s trivial triumph of treacherous transgressions ….”
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