Category Archives: Thoughts

Thought of the Day: If You Can’t Be Nice… Be Funny

The Sage offers a twist on the old rule: if you can’t say something nice, at least make it funny. Today’s thought celebrates wit, timing, and tactfully sharpened humour.

Thought of the Day: The Balloon Principle

The Sage encourages us to aim high — not because it’s practical, but because it’s surprising. Today’s thought celebrates lofty ambitions, mid-air confusion, and the inspirational power of unexpected helium.

Thought of the Day: The Fridge Door Principle

The Sage considers the age-old habit of opening the fridge repeatedly, expecting magic. Today’s thought celebrates the drama of disappointment and the ritual of snack-based hope.

Thought of the Day: The Great Biscuit Misunderstanding

The Sage considers life’s quiet tragedies — like the broken biscuit no one saw. Today’s thought explores the existential weight of crumbling snacks and the emotional chaos found at the bottom of the tin.

Thought of the Day: Socks and the Meaning of Life

The Sage explores life’s tiny triumphs — like finding a sock you didn’t know was missing. Today’s thought celebrates absurd victories and the quiet mysteries of laundry-based enlightenment.

Thought of the Day: Trousers of Destiny

The Sage reflects on doors, destiny, and the universal experience of getting locked out of opportunity. Today’s thought reimagines the classic motivational phrase with a more realistic twist — and a spare key.

Thought of the Day: The Hole in the Sock

Before you judge anyone, try walking a mile in their socks. You’ll soon discover the holes, the blisters, and maybe even the reason they limp through life. The Sage offers a reminder that empathy begins at sole level.

Thought of the Day: The Bittersweet Fate of Wheat

Thought of the Day: “Every loaf of bread is a tragic tale of wheat that could have been beer.” A whimsical look at carbs, regret, and the politics of flour.