Tag Archives: funny

What do you call? Jokes

What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marx-man. What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable What do you call a computer mouse that swears? A cursor. What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleaveable! What do you call a man in a slow-cooker? Stu. What do you call a group ofContinue reading “What do you call? Jokes”

Gambling Jokes

Welcome to our gambling jokes page, where we’re betting on laughter to be the ultimate jackpot! Gambling can be an exhilarating pastime, filled with highs, lows, and plenty of unexpected twists and turns. Whether you’re rolling the dice, spinning the roulette wheel, or playing a hand of cards, there’s always room for a good laugh in the world of gambling. Our collection of jokes celebrates the thrill of the game, offering humorous takes on the strategies, superstitions, and occasional mishaps that come with trying your luck. Whether you’re a seasoned gambler, a casual player, or just someone who enjoys a good joke, we invite you to ante up and join us in exploring the lighter side of the casino floor. So grab your chips, place your bets, and get ready to hit the jackpot with our collection of hilarious gambling jokes!

Wife Jokes

Welcome to our wife jokes page, where we celebrate the joys and quirks of married life with a dash of humor. Marriage is a beautiful journey filled with love, laughter, and sometimes, a few hilarious moments along the way. From the classic husband-wife banter to the timeless anecdotes that highlight the unique dynamics of married couples, our collection of jokes is sure to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re a husband, wife, or simply someone who appreciates a good laugh, we invite you to join us in sharing the lighter side of marriage. So sit back, relax, and enjoy a hearty chuckle as we explore the humorous side of being married!

Alcohol & Drugs Jokes

Welcome to our alcohol and drugs jokes page, where we approach a sometimes sensitive topic with humor and a touch of irreverence. While the use and abuse of alcohol and drugs can have serious consequences, we believe that laughter can serve as a way to navigate and discuss these issues in a light-hearted manner. Our collection of jokes aims to provide a moment of levity and perspective, acknowledging the complexities and challenges surrounding substance use while also recognizing the human propensity for finding humor in even the most serious of subjects. Whether you’re in recovery, supporting a loved one, or simply looking for a break from the seriousness of life, we invite you to explore our selection of jokes with an open mind and a sense of humor. So pour yourself a drink, roll up your sleeves, and get ready to share a laugh as we delve into the lighter side of alcohol and drugs!

Sex & Sexuality Jokes

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer. What do you call it when you’re attracted to both men and women but neither are attracted to you? Bi-yourself. Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men… Since they change them every 10 secondsContinue reading “Sex & Sexuality Jokes”

Sports & Games Jokes

I threw a boomerang five years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear. I’m just back from competing in the ‘Sun Tanning World Championship’. I got bronze. My wife asked, “Do you know any tennis puns?” I said, “No, they’re not really my forte love”. Just moved to a reallyContinue reading “Sports & Games Jokes”

Joke of the Day: Transport

If my name was David and I had a boy, I would have to name him Harley. That way he could introduce himself, “I’m Harley, David’s son.” Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that’s not the case. BREAKING NEWS! A Cadburys lorry and a Lego truck have collided on theContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Transport”