I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specifically. Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure. I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am. Bought a can of fly sprayContinue reading “Shopping Jokes”
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Sports & Games Jokes
I threw a boomerang five years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear. I’m just back from competing in the ‘Sun Tanning World Championship’. I got bronze. My wife asked, “Do you know any tennis puns?” I said, “No, they’re not really my forte love”. Just moved to a reallyContinue reading “Sports & Games Jokes”
Joke of the Day: Transport
If my name was David and I had a boy, I would have to name him Harley. That way he could introduce himself, “I’m Harley, David’s son.” Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that’s not the case. BREAKING NEWS! A Cadburys lorry and a Lego truck have collided on theContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Transport”
Weather Jokes
Welcome to our weather jokes page, where we forecast a sunny outlook with a chance of laughter! Weather affects us all, and while it can be unpredictable, one thing we can always rely on is its potential to inspire some great humor. Whether you’re a weather enthusiast, a meteorologist, or just someone who loves a good pun, our collection of weather jokes is here to brighten your day. From rain and shine to snow and sleet, we’ve got jokes that cover every climate and season. So grab your umbrella, put on your sunglasses, and get ready to enjoy a whirlwind of laughs as we explore the lighter side of weather!
Wellness Jokes
Welcome to our wellness jokes page, where we believe that laughter truly is the best medicine! Maintaining a healthy lifestyle is important, but it doesn’t always have to be serious business. Sometimes, a good laugh can be just what the doctor ordered to boost your mood and lighten your load. Whether you’re a wellness enthusiast, a health-conscious individual, or simply someone who enjoys a good chuckle, our collection of jokes is here to add a dose of humor to your journey towards well-being. From fitness fiascos to dietary dilemmas, we’ve curated a selection of jokes that celebrate the ups and downs of pursuing a balanced and vibrant life. So kick back, relax, and get ready to laugh your way to wellness with our lighthearted take on all things health and happiness!
Wisdom Jokes
Welcome to our page dedicated to wisdom jokes, where wit meets wisdom in the most entertaining way! Here, we blend the profound with the playful, offering a collection of jokes that tickle your funny bone while making you think. Whether you’re a sage seeking a chuckle or simply someone who enjoys clever humor, our wisdom jokes are designed to delight and amuse. From wisecracks about philosophers to clever quips on life’s greatest lessons, we’ve got something to make every wise soul smile. Dive in, and discover the lighter side of wisdom!
Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s weather worn windbreaker with worst wellingtons
What goes “booo, booo, booo”? A cow with a cold. Why do cows have hooves rather than feet? Because they lactose. What goes “oom, oom”? A cow walking backwards. How did the farmer find his missing cow? He tractor down. Two cows in a field. One says “Moo”. The other says, “I was going toContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s weather worn windbreaker with worst wellingtons”
Joke of the Day: Friday’s fabulous factory of funky funlines
What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass? Phil. Midwives deserve a lot of respect. They really help people out. I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toast. It was then I realized… …I’d accidentally ordered Avogadro’s Toast. They callContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Friday’s fabulous factory of funky funlines”
Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thoughtless theory of thankless throat-clearing ….
Should I be worried that my children are in the other room quietly reading through the “S” entries of the dictionary? I think they’re up to something. I’ve been reading a book about the history of paper towels… It’s absolutely absorbing… Thieves who stole three tonnes of tarmac are believed to currently be in hiding.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thoughtless theory of thankless throat-clearing ….”
Joke of the Day: Monday’s moving missive of movie messages ….
Please remember, for every Rich Tea biscuit, there are currently thousands of tea biscuits living in poverty… My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators. We clicked straight away. If you don’t sniff the air and go ‘Ooh – someone’s having a barbecue!’, are you even British?! Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s moving missive of movie messages ….”