Dinosaur Jokes

Ready to stomp into laughter? Our dinosaur joke collection brings prehistoric puns to life with clever wordplay and witty punchlines. Whether you love a good T‑rex quip or enjoy puns about Triceratops and their fellow giants, this page is packed with jokes that will take you on a dino‑sized adventure. Perfect for kids, families, and everyone who enjoys a little Cretaceous comedy—prepare to roar with laughter!

What do you call an ugly dinosaur?

An Eyesaur.

A friend asked me which writer had the best dinosaur stories.

I suggested he try Sarah Topps.

Local museum has a new dinosaur exhibit.

Don’t know if it will be popular.

Remains to be seen.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Why did archaeopteryx catch the worm?

It was an early bird.

How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a break?

Tea, Rex?

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?

He hadn’t evolved into a chicken yet.

Thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be a fossil arm.

What dinosaur makes most noise when he is a sleep?

Tyrannosnorus

What sort of dinosaur never gives up?

A try-try-triceratops

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?  

Jurassic Pork.

The thesaurus was the first dinosaur to become extinct, defunct, superseded, disappeared, exterminated, gone, deceased…

And there’s more ….

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