Joke of the Day: Numbers

If the number 666 is considered evil…

Is 25.8069758 the root of all evil?

At an interview.. First question: “Describe yourself in 3 words”,

Me: “Not very good with numbers”

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

I’m easily lead.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

I got an odd-job man in. He was useless.

Gave him a list of eight things to do and he only did numbers one, three, five, and seven.

Pirate Leader: Men, I need to know how to say the number 2 in Roman numerals.

Crew: I I captain.

My pet snake is exactly 3.14 metres long.

He’s a πthon.

I got a three-foot-long ruler at a yard sale.

A roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says “five beers please”.

A friend played for a team called the Musketeers.

They started the season with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4-all.

The local pie shop almost never closes.

It’s 22/7.

Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed.

125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…

Did you hear about the snowman who got cooled down to absolute zero?

He’s 0K now.

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those that understand binary, and those who do not.

Inside one in every 3.14 onions is an opinion.

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