Joke of the Day: Hair

At The Sage Page, we believe that laughter is the best styling gel—holding everything together with a touch of fun and flair. Our Hair Jokes section is designed not only to entertain but also to connect hair lovers from all walks of life. Whether you’re dealing with the woes of split ends, celebrating a fabulous new haircut, or simply need a quick pick-me-up, our jokes are here to brighten your day. So, sit back, relax, and let our hair-raising humor bring a smile to your face. After all, a good laugh is always in style!

I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night.

Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?

I used to know a baker who had red hair.

He was a ginger bread man.

I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.

She said, “No, but I once gave a duck a bath”.

Why do so many people with laser hair want to get it removed?

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it…

Dad, did you get a hair cut?

No I got them all cut.

Just had my car waxed.

No idea how it gets so hairy…

I’ve been invited to a hair-washing party…

I can’t think of an excuse not to go?!

Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

As a kid I wasn’t a fan of facial hair.

But then it started to grow on me.

I once dated a girl with fiery red hair and a pale white thin body.

We met on match.com

It’s Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow.

I’m already dreading it…

I just witnessed a fight between an auctioneer and a hairdresser…

They were going at it hammer and tongs…

My teenage daughter can’t decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer.

I guess she’ll have to flip a coin. Heads or tales.

I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…

He’s certainly a shorn canary…

My mate Gary lost all his hair in a freak accident at the biscuit factory.

Garibaldi.

I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”.

I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.

And there’s more ….

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