Joke of the Day: Hair

I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night.

Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?

I used to know a baker who had red hair.

He was a ginger bread man.

I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.

She said, “No, but I once gave a duck a bath”.

Why do so many people with laser hair want to get it removed?

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it…

Dad, did you get a hair cut?

No I got them all cut.

Just had my car waxed.

No idea how it gets so hairy…

I’ve been invited to a hair-washing party…

I can’t think of an excuse not to go?!

Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

He conditioned it.

As a kid I wasn’t a fan of facial hair.

But then it started to grow on me.

I once dated a girl with fiery red hair and a pale white thin body.

We met on match.com

It’s Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow.

I’m already dreading it…

I just witnessed a fight between an auctioneer and a hairdresser…

They were going at it hammer and tongs…

My teenage daughter can’t decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer.

I guess she’ll have to flip a coin. Heads or tales.

I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…

He’s certainly a shorn canary…

My mate Gary lost all his hair in a freak accident at the biscuit factory.

Garibaldi.

I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”.

I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.

These jokes were written whilst drinking a coffee given to me by Susan Goldstein … a BIG thank you!

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