I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night.
Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?
I used to know a baker who had red hair.
He was a ginger bread man.
I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.
She said, “No, but I once gave a duck a bath”.
Why do so many people with laser hair want to get it removed?
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Dad, did you get a hair cut?
No I got them all cut.
Just had my car waxed.
No idea how it gets so hairy…
I’ve been invited to a hair-washing party…
I can’t think of an excuse not to go?!
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
He conditioned it.
As a kid I wasn’t a fan of facial hair.
But then it started to grow on me.
I once dated a girl with fiery red hair and a pale white thin body.
We met on match.com
It’s Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow.
I’m already dreading it…
I just witnessed a fight between an auctioneer and a hairdresser…
They were going at it hammer and tongs…
My teenage daughter can’t decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer.
I guess she’ll have to flip a coin. Heads or tales.
I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…
He’s certainly a shorn canary…
My mate Gary lost all his hair in a freak accident at the biscuit factory.
I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”.
I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.
These jokes were written whilst drinking a coffee given to me by Susan Goldstein … a BIG thank you!
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2 thoughts on “Joke of the Day: Hair”
Love your little one liners!
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Thanks Jan! I love one liners, homophones, homograpghs and puns. I’m glad you enjoyed this selection.