Dentist Jokes

Toothfully Funny: A Smile-Inducing Collection of Dentist Jokes

Ready for a dose of dental hilarity? Our compilation of dentist jokes brings the humour from the exam chair to your screen—no drills required! From chin‑up puns about filling cavities to quirky quips about flossing habits, this page is designed to lighten the mood and make your next check‑up feel like a comedy show. So, sit back, open wide, and enjoy a selection of dentist-approved chuckles that’ll leave you grinning from ear to ear.

I had to change dentists.

The last one hurt my fillings.

A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight.

They fought tooth and nail.

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”.

I told him I drink it.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Denis.

Dentists are going on strike…

Brace yourselves.

I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place…

” I asked “Are you single??”

She replied “No, I’m a dentist.”

What do dentists call X-rays?

Tooth pics.

My friend has written a book about equine dentistry.

I asked him how he found his information and he told me it was straight from the horses mouth…

WANTED: Someone to brush their teeth with me.

Because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won’t help tooth decay.

When is the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods?

“You have a hole in one. “

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out?

Dentist: £500

Patient: £500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap.

Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anaesthetic injection when he was going for a filling?

Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes, who?

Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!

What’s a dentist’s favourite dinosaur?

A Flossiraptor

And that’s not all ….

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