Joke of the Day: Dentists

I had to change dentists.

The last one hurt my fillings.

A dentist and a manicurist had a terrible fight.

They fought tooth and nail.

My teeth were stained, so the dentist asked me, “Do you smoke or drink coffee?”.

I told him I drink it.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?

Denis.

Dentists are going on strike…

Brace yourselves.

I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place…

” I asked “Are you single??”

She replied “No, I’m a dentist.”

What do dentists call X-rays?

Tooth pics.

My friend has written a book about equine dentistry.

I asked him how he found his information and he told me it was straight from the horses mouth…

WANTED: Someone to brush their teeth with me.

Because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won’t help tooth decay.

When is the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods?

“You have a hole in one. “

Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out?

Dentist: £500

Patient: £500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap.

Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anaesthetic injection when he was going for a filling?

Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes, who?

Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!

What’s a dentist’s favourite dinosaur?

A Flossiraptor

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