Joke of the Day: Chickens

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I was grilling a chicken last night. “For the last time, why did you cross the road?”

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    1. Hey there, chickadee! Just wanted to peck in and wish you a cluckin’ great day ahead! May your feathers stay unruffled, your beak stay sharp, and your coop be full of sunny-side-up surprises. Don’t let any fowl moods ruffle your feathers—strut your stuff with confidence and seize the day with all the gusto of a rooster at dawn! So, spread those wings and embrace the day with all the enthusiasm of a hen finding a worm! Remember, you’re eggs-traordinary, and I’m not just yolking around. Have an egg-cellent day, and may it be filled with all things eggs-tra special!

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