Rain Jokes

Feeling a bit drippy about the usual weather puns? Don’t worry, we won’t cloud your day with the same old forecasts! Welcome to the downpour of delight, where the jokes are always sprinkle-rific and guaranteed to bring a thunderstorm of laughter! This site is your personal weather station for all things rain-related humor – we’ve got puns that will make you want to umbrella yourself from amusement, one-liners that’ll have you feeling refreshed, and even some groan-worthy dad jokes that are sure to bring a light drizzle of chuckles. So, whether you’re a sunshine seeker who secretly enjoys a good downpour, or a puddle-stomping rain enthusiast, we’ve got the perfect blend of witty showers to quench your thirst for humor. Grab your metaphorical raincoat (or swimsuit, depending on your mood!), settle in, and get ready to experience a weather report unlike any other – one filled with pure, unadulterated laughter!

Why don’t owls go on dates when it’s raining?

Because it’s too wet to woo.

How much does a rainbow weigh?

Not much, they’re actually pretty light.

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely it’s not going to rain again today?”

She replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”

I guess I left my phone in Airplane mode again.

Plan ahead – It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark

It’s raining cats and dogs out there.

I know, I just stepped in a poodle.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.

He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!

An economist friend told me to put something away for a rainy day.

I’ve gone for an umbrella.

I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

But how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.

I’m saving for a rainy day.

So far, I have an anorak, a couple of macs, and a dinghy.

What do you call a man wearing two raincoats?

Max

A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow.

He passed with flying colours.

What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.

Grate.

Rain doesn’t fall.

Raindrops.

What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

It started raining coins outside today.

I guess it’s just climate change.

Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?

It just mist.

When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?

When it’s not raining.

What does a spy do in the rain?

He goes undercover.

Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe.

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?

Van Hailin’.

Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror.

Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?

It’s the clam before the storm.

I think my wife is starting to get depressed with all this rain we’re getting.

Everyday, I see her at the window with a sad look on her face.

If it gets any worse I might have to let her back inside.

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

Does all this rain make you want an ark?

I Noah guy.

I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.

The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.

His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”

He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.

I was eating soup one day outside my favourite restaurant and it started raining.

Took me hours to finish my meal.

What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?

One reigns up and the other rains down.

The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.

And that’s not all ….

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