If a pigeon starts offering you sound financial advice, then something may be amiss.
Don’t get us wrong—pigeons are capable of great things. Navigating cities. Coordinated pooping. Staring at humans with unnerving intensity. But if one starts discussing compound interest or diversifying your portfolio, it might be time to question your grip on reality—or at least your diet.
Sure, you could follow the pigeon’s tips. But if your retirement plan involves breadcrumbs and a suspiciously feather-heavy stock portfolio, you may want to seek second opinions.
Remember: a coo is not a contract.
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