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Quote of the Day: Wealth

“The greatest wealth is a poverty of desires” Seneca The quote “The greatest wealth is a poverty of desires” suggests that true richness or wealth comes not from accumulating material possessions or constantly seeking more, but rather from being content with what one has and having few material desires. In other words, it’s about findingContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Wealth”

This Day in History: August 3rd

Here are ten interesting events that took place on August 3rd throughout history: These events cover a wide range of historical, cultural, and scientific significance, showcasing the diversity of events that have taken place on August 3rd over the years. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me aContinue reading “This Day in History: August 3rd”

Advice of the Day: Swimming

If You Swim with a Friend, Your Chances of Getting Eaten by a Shark Will Drop by 50% The statement “If you swim with a friend, your chances of getting eaten by a shark will drop by 50%” is not accurate and should not be taken as a reliable piece of advice. While swimming withContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Swimming”

Joke of the Day: Monday’s miraculous mansion of manky macaroons ….

I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer. I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell. You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. You can tune a piano,Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s miraculous mansion of manky macaroons ….”

This Day in History: July 31st

Here are ten interesting events that took place on July 31st throughout history: These events cover a range of historical milestones, from significant exploration and space achievements to tragedies and important moments in civil rights and politics. Each of these events has left its mark on history and continues to be remembered for its significance.Continue reading “This Day in History: July 31st”

Quote of the Day: Friendship

“One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood.” Lucius Annaeus Seneca Lucius Annaeus Seneca, often known simply as Seneca, was a prominent Roman Stoic philosopher, statesman, and playwright who lived from around 4 BC to AD 65. He was born in Corduba (present-day Córdoba, Spain) and cameContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Friendship”

Advice of the Day: Cleaning your teeth

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red I wine? Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. Don’t try this at home! The advice given in the statement, “Drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains causedContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Cleaning your teeth”

Joke of the Day: Saturday’s sonic salvo of substandard sentences

When Noah wanted to check how many bees he had, he had a look in the arc hives. What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I love being covered in snot and honey. It’s the bees’ sneeze. I saw a bee fly right into a bell. I thought, “That’s a realContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Saturday’s sonic salvo of substandard sentences”

Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tired tree trunk of tasteless truffles ….

If you have a wombat and a womble, you have everything you need to play wom. How does Dracula find his way around Transylvania? He uses Bat Nav. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. There’s a new razor designed for dyslexics. It’s the best thing since sliced beard. I was picking up dog poo inContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tired tree trunk of tasteless truffles ….”

This Day in History: July 25th

Here are 10 interesting events that took place on July 25th throughout history: These events span various areas of history, including politics, military conflicts, transportation, aviation, medical advancements, and technological developments, making July 25th a notable day in history. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffeeContinue reading “This Day in History: July 25th”