Our delivery driver has just fallen over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes. I just sat back and watched it all unfold! I’m creating an app to find qualified electricians in your area. It’s called Wattsapp. My friend had a business selling bonsai trees. He was so successful he had to moveContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Wednesday’s winding whirlpool of whining wonderment ….”
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Advice of the Day: Stupidity
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. The quote, “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups,” is often attributed to American author George Carlin. It is a humorous and satirical statement that highlights the potential impact and influence of misguided or unwise individuals when they come together in significantContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Stupidity”
Quote of the Day: Insignificance
“The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it.” Plutarch The quote “The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it” suggests that human life is short and fleeting in the grand scheme of things. It emphasizes the brevity and transience of life,Continue reading “Quote of the Day: Insignificance”
Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tarnished tin of tea-stained triumphs ….
How do you make a bear cross? Nail two bears together. My friend has been a limo driver for 25 years and hasn’t had a single customer. All that time and nothing to chauffeur it. What’s it called when a chameleon can’t change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction. As I get older and I rememberContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tarnished tin of tea-stained triumphs ….”
Advice of the Day: Success
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success. The advice, “If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success,” can be seen as both good and not-so-good advice, depending on the context and interpretation. Pros of the advice: Cons of the advice: In conclusion, the advice “If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success,” can beContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Success”
Quote of the Day: Painting and Poetry
“Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting that speaks.“ Plutarch Plutarch (c. 46-120 AD) was a Greek historian, biographer, and essayist who lived during the Roman Empire. He is best known for his biographical works, specifically his “Parallel Lives,” a series of biographies comparing famous Greeks with notable Romans. Plutarch’s writings have had aContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Painting and Poetry”
Joke of the Day: Monday’s magical moped of malodorous misfires ….
Just got the best score in ‘Caribbean darts’… 100 and Haiti !!! I saw an advert saying; ‘Hairpieces from £5’. I thought ‘That’s a small price toupee’… I went to see the world’s biggest fan yesterday . I was totally blown away. What do you call a man in a slow-cooker? Stu! I get aContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s magical moped of malodorous misfires ….”
This Day in History: July 19th
Here are ten interesting events that took place on July 19th throughout history: These events span different centuries and continents, reflecting a diverse array of historical moments that have shaped the world in various ways. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 andContinue reading “This Day in History: July 19th”
Quote of the Day: Listening
“Know how to listen, and you will profit even from those who talk badly.“ Plutarch Plutarch was a Greek historian, biographer, and essayist who lived during the 1st and 2nd centuries AD. He was born around 46 or 50 AD in the Greek town of Chaeronea, which is located in what is now modern-day Greece.Continue reading “Quote of the Day: Listening”
Advice of the Day: Be Unique
Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else. The phrase “Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else” is often used humorously or as a paradoxical statement. It carries an element of truth, but it may not be the most practical or helpful advice on its own. On one hand, it serves asContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Be Unique”
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