Went on an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared on my screen. Think it was a zoom meat tin. I trained some fish to escape. A koi, B koi and C koi all got away because everyone chased the D koi. Was out cycling and someone told me thatContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s torrent of testaments ….”
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Advice of the Day: Bookmarks
Do you love reading but can’t find your bookmark? Why not use ketchup instead? No, using ketchup as a bookmark is not good advice. While it may seem like a creative or humorous idea, it is not a practical or effective solution for marking your place in a book. There are a few reasons whyContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Bookmarks”
Quote of the Day: Rising
“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.“ Confucius Confucius, also known as Kong Qiu or Kongzi, was a Chinese philosopher and teacher who lived during the Spring and Autumn period of ancient China. He was born on September 28, 551 BCE, in the state of Lu, whichContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Rising”
This Day in History: June 15th
Here are ten interesting events that took place on June 15th throughout history: These are just a few notable events that occurred on June 15th throughout history. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing myContinue reading “This Day in History: June 15th”
Joke of the Day: Thursday’s trolley of tripe ….
Ham and Eggs – A day’s work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. I renewed my car insurance over the phone today, and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet. I said, “Yes, I’ve got a dog.” She asked, “WouldContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s trolley of tripe ….”
Quote of the Day: Companions
Whoever walks with the wise becomes wise,but the companion of fools will suffer harm. Solomon Solomon, also known as King Solomon, was a biblical figure known for his wisdom and wealth. He is traditionally believed to have ruled the ancient Kingdom of Israel during the 10th century BCE. Solomon was the son of King DavidContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Companions”
Advice of the Day: Haircuts
When you see someone crying, ask if it’s because of their haircut. Please don’t follow the advice as the above can be interpreted as an attempt at humor, as it plays on the unexpectedness of attributing someone’s tears to their haircut. Humor often relies on surprise, irony, or clever wordplay to elicit amusement. However, it’sContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Haircuts”
This Day in History: June 8th
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Joke of the Day: Monday’s magnum of mischief …
To the person who stole my BBQ rotisserie last night… What goes around comes around… Gloria Gaynor invited six people round for dinner but one didn’t turn up. “That’s OK,” she told her guests, “I will serve five…”. At first, my wife hated the revolving chair I bought, but then she sat on it… Eventually,Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s magnum of mischief …”
The Sage writes poetry
My difficult day called today,A sadness that won’t go away.The pain of love that’s lost its hold,A heart that’s shattered, feeling so cold. The memories of us still remain,But they only bring me endless pain.I’m left with a void that’s hard to fill,Loneliness that feels so real. The tears won’t stop, they flow like aContinue reading “The Sage writes poetry”
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