Should I be worried that my children are in the other room quietly reading through the “S” entries of the dictionary? I think they’re up to something. I’ve been reading a book about the history of paper towels… It’s absolutely absorbing… Thieves who stole three tonnes of tarmac are believed to currently be in hiding.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Thursday’s thoughtless theory of thankless throat-clearing ….”
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This Day in History: October 9th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on October 9th: These events span a wide range of historical contexts, from exploration and independence movements to scientific achievements and sports scandals, highlighting the diversity of human history on October 9th. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy meContinue reading “This Day in History: October 9th”
Thought of the Day: New People
Why are elderly people often called “old people” but children are never called “new people”? The terminology used for different age groups can be influenced by historical and cultural factors, as well as societal perceptions and norms. There are a few reasons why elderly people are often referred to as “old people,” while children areContinue reading “Thought of the Day: New People”
Joke of the Day: Monday’s moving missive of movie messages ….
Please remember, for every Rich Tea biscuit, there are currently thousands of tea biscuits living in poverty… My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators. We clicked straight away. If you don’t sniff the air and go ‘Ooh – someone’s having a barbecue!’, are you even British?! Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.Continue reading “Joke of the Day: Monday’s moving missive of movie messages ….”
This Day in History: September 26th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on September 26th: These events encompass a wide range of historical and cultural significance, from significant moments in exploration and diplomacy to milestones in sports and technology. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1Continue reading “This Day in History: September 26th”
Thought of the Day: Old Zealand
What happened to old Zealand? Old Zealand, also spelled as “Zealand” or “Sealand,” was a historic region in the Netherlands. It is not commonly referred to today because it was largely submerged due to a series of floods and land reclamation projects over the centuries. The region of Zealand, or Zeeland in Dutch, was originallyContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Old Zealand”
Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tortuous tautology of tasteless tidings ….
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician. You’ll never hear the end of it… Phil Oakey was the lead singer of 80s pop band The Human League, but no one ever mentions his sister, Carrie, the inventor of singing badly in pubs… Watched a film last night where Patrick Swayze teaches a girl how to typeContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tuesday’s tortuous tautology of tasteless tidings ….”
Thought of the Day: Pampered Cows
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? No, pampering a cow does not lead to spoiled milk. The quality of milk produced by a cow depends on various factors, including its diet, health, and the conditions in which it is kept. Pampering a cow, which might involve providing it with proper nutrition,Continue reading “Thought of the Day: Pampered Cows”
This Day in History: September 24th
Here are ten interesting historical events that took place on September 24th: These events span a wide range of historical and cultural significance, from early American government to space exploration and beyond. Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will thinkContinue reading “This Day in History: September 24th”
Joke of the Day: Sunday’s swearfree swimlane of sweet sweat
What did the doctor say to the patient who insisted on sewing up their own wound? “Suture self.” Just received an invoice from the Origami Society… I’m not sure what to make of it? Lost my watch at a party once. Then I saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. IContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Sunday’s swearfree swimlane of sweet sweat”
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