“Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all.” Ovid Ovid, also known as Publius Ovidius Naso, was a Roman poet who lived from the first century BCE to the first century CE. He was born on March 20, 43 BCE, inContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Happiness”
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Advice of the Day: Cake
Keep your cake moist by eating it in one sitting. The statement “Keep your cake moist by eating it in one sitting” can be classified as a form of humor known as sarcasm or ironic humor. Sarcasm involves using irony to mock or convey the opposite meaning of what is being said. In this case,Continue reading “Advice of the Day: Cake”
Thought of the Day: Cars
There are sidewalks in the movie cars but everyone is a car. The movie Cars, created by Pixar Animation Studios, presents a fictional world where vehicles have anthropomorphic qualities and exist in a society similar to that of humans. In this imaginative world, the presence of sidewalks can be seen as a way to createContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Cars”
This Day in History: June 5th
Here’s the corrected list of ten interesting events that took place on June 5th throughout history, listed in chronological order from oldest to newest: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! JustContinue reading “This Day in History: June 5th”
Joke of the Day: Sunday’s suitcase of sprightly shenanigans
I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective… We call him Sherlock Ohms. My neighbour said she would lend me her waterproof canvas sheets for my camping holiday this Bank Holiday weekend. Ta Pauline. Someone told me to try horse manure on my rhubarb. I have to say, I still preferContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Sunday’s suitcase of sprightly shenanigans”
Joke of the Day: Tha Sage’s Saturday swamp of sardonic satire.
My brother got stung by a bee on the forehead. He’s at the ER now, his face all swollen and bruised; he almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel. I once went to a really awkward party in an igloo… When I tried to break the ice itContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Tha Sage’s Saturday swamp of sardonic satire.”
Quote of the Day: Books
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.” Marcus Tullius Cicero Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BCE – 43 BCE) was a prominent Roman statesman, philosopher, orator, and lawyer. He is widely regarded as one of the greatest orators and writers of the late Roman Republic. Cicero was born in Arpinum, Italy, andContinue reading “Quote of the Day: Books”
Advice of the Day: Magnification
You can magnify your phone’s screen by putting it in a glass of water. This advice comes with a tongue-in-cheek warning! Putting your phone in a glass of water is not good advice for magnifying the screen. In fact, it can be extremely damaging to your phone. Submerging your phone in water can lead toContinue reading “Advice of the Day: Magnification”
Thought of the Day: Buildings
Why is it called a building if it’s already built? The term “building” can be understood in two different senses. In one sense, “building” refers to the process or action of constructing a structure. In this context, it is used as a verb, such as “they are building a house.” However, in the more commonContinue reading “Thought of the Day: Buildings”
This Day in History: May 27th
Here are ten interesting events that took place on May 27th throughout history: Thank you for reading my writings. If you’d like to, you can buy me a coffee for just £1 and I will think of you while writing my next post! Just hit the link below…. (thanks in advance)
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