Advice of the Day: Strategic Toast Deployment

The Sage advises bringing toast to difficult conversations. It doesn’t solve anything, but it gives you something to do with your hands while making you appear oddly prepared. Possibly dangerous.

Advice of the Day: Arguing on the Internet

The Sage advises: never wrestle with a pig—you’ll both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it. Save your sanity by walking away from pointless arguments, especially online. Peace is priceless, mud is messy.

The Wise Sage gives his Advice of the Day: Pigeons

The Sage warns: “If a pigeon offers you financial advice, something may be amiss.” A humorous reminder to question your sources—and maybe the voices in your head.