What do you call? Jokes

What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marx-man. What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable What do you call a computer mouse that swears? A cursor. What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleaveable! What do you call a man in a slow-cooker? Stu. What do you call a group ofContinue reading “What do you call? Jokes”

Joke of the Day: Pizza

I wasn’t expecting the pizza delivery guy to turn up tonight wearing a Gloria Gaynor face mask! At first, I was afraid… What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza? One is easy to cheat, and the other is cheesy to eat. “I’m here to collect my pizza” “Would you like olives?” “No, justContinue reading “Joke of the Day: Pizza”