Thought of the Day: The Melted Lollipop Theory

The Sage compares life to a lollipop melting in the summer heat: sweet and fleeting. Today’s thought encourages us to savour the moment—and move fast—before things get messy.

Thought of the Day: The Great Biscuit Misunderstanding

The Sage considers life’s quiet tragedies — like the broken biscuit no one saw. Today’s thought explores the existential weight of crumbling snacks and the emotional chaos found at the bottom of the tin.

Thought of the Day: Trousers of Destiny

The Sage reflects on doors, destiny, and the universal experience of getting locked out of opportunity. Today’s thought reimagines the classic motivational phrase with a more realistic twist — and a spare key.

Advice of the Day: Arguing on the Internet

The Sage advises: never wrestle with a pig—you’ll both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it. Save your sanity by walking away from pointless arguments, especially online. Peace is priceless, mud is messy.