I woke up this morning and there was a humming bird in my bed!
I’m sure she didn’t smell this bad last night.
The thing I love the most about this weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.
Although they do make me look a bit camp
If you’re here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
In my spare time, I help blind children.
I mean the verb, not the adjective.
When I left home, my mum said “Don’t forget to write”.
I thought, “That’s unlikely”… It’s a basic skill isn’t it….