British Humour

I got a reversible jacket for my birthday.

I can’t wait to see how it turns out.

I woke up this morning and there was a humming bird in my bed!

I’m sure she didn’t smell this bad last night.

Car of the year 2021 as voted for by the readers of Woman’s Own is….

A blue one.

The thing I love the most about this weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.

Although they do make me look a bit camp

Does anyone know what the Cambridge University Netball Team abbreviate their name to?

If you’re here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

What did the pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

Aye Matey.

A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

What does a narcissistic cow say?

“Meeeee!”

In my spare time, I help blind children.

I mean the verb, not the adjective.

I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

Almost all of them replied, “How the hell did you get in here?”

When I left home, my mum said “Don’t forget to write”.

I thought, “That’s unlikely”… It’s a basic skill isn’t it….