Cheesy Pizza Jokes: Puns, One-liners, and Dough-lightful Humor

Slice into Some Cheesy Pizza Jokes!
Who doesn’t love a good pizza? Whether it’s a thin crust, deep dish, or loaded with toppings, pizza brings joy to everyone’s plate. But we’re here to add even more fun to the mix—with a dash of humor! Our collection of cheesy pizza jokes is sure to make you laugh as much as you love that extra mozzarella. So grab a slice, sit back, and enjoy these piping hot puns, saucy one-liners, and dough-lightful jokes that will have you rolling in laughter!

I wasn’t expecting the pizza delivery guy to turn up tonight wearing a Gloria Gaynor face mask!

At first, I was afraid…

What’s the difference between a simple person and a pizza?

One is easy to cheat, and the other is cheesy to eat.

“I’m here to collect my pizza”

“Would you like olives?”

“No, just mine.”

Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at Pizza Hut?

He works in the crust station.

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate pizza long before it was cool.

I was arguing with a friend in Pizza Hut the other day when my best mate came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table, and ran off.

I wish he would stop taking sides.

My local pizzeria has just made the world’s largest pizza base. I’d like to see someone top that.

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza.

Should have used aloha temperature.

I have been trying to write a new pizza joke but I can’t work out the delivery…

I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day.

He wasn’t happy.

Chap goes to collect his pizza and asks if he wants it cut into six or twelve pieces.

“Six”, he says, “I could never eat twelve”.

I would tell you a joke about pizza toppings but it’s too cheesy.

The best way to stop a pizza curling is to hide its brush.

I called a local pizza place the other night and said,

“Do you do takeaways?”

They said “Yes”, so I said “What’s 23452 minus 345?”

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

I called my wife and told her I’d pick up pizza and coke on my way back home from work, but she’s not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the twins.

What’s the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepper only pizza.

What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

The anti-crust.

As I was preparing to leave Pizza Hut the waitress asked me, “Do you wanna a box for the rest of your pizza?”

I said, “No thanks, but I’ll wrestle you for it.”

My local pizza place just folded.

Now they serve calzones.

What did the Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Thank God we don’t need to hunt for food anymore.

I mean, I have no idea where pizzas live in the wild.

A pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink.

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

How do you get a philosophy major off of your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

It was a farfalle from grace.

I asked the waiter if my pizza would be long.

He said, “No sir, it’ll be round.”

I went to the doctor and he told me: “Don’t eat anything fatty.”

I asked: “What like pizzas or burgers?”

He replied: “No fatty. Just don’t eat anything.”

Today, a friend of mine had to go to the hospital because he ate a pizza.

My pizza.

My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen, and my girlfriend is pregnant.

I can’t pull anything out in time!

A Buddhist walks into a pizza parlour.

He says, “Make me one with everything.”

I got pizza for everyone the day I started my new job as manager.

It was my first order of business.

Did I tell you my pizza joke?

Oh, you probably wouldn’t like it. It’s pretty cheesy.

I deliver pizzas.

Just in case you don’t like liver.

I only added a few toppings on my pizza.

There wasn’t mushroom.

The funniest part of any pizza joke…

Is the delivery.

What did one Italian say to another when fighting?

“You wanna pizza me?”

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

I was going to get a pizza delivered.

Then I realized pizzas don’t have livers.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?

He wanted a pizza the action.

What’s the relationship between people buying pizza and people selling it?

They both want each other’s dough.

What’s the worlds saddest pizza?

Pepperlonely.

I just burned a thousand calories in twelve minutes!

I forgot I had a pizza in the oven.

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He pastaway.

Cannoli do so much.

Now hes just a pizza history.

A blonde walks into a takeaway and asks the woman behind the counter, “Can I have a pepperoni pizza please?”

The woman states, “Ma’am this is a library.”

The blonde whispers, “Oh sorry, can I have a pepperoni pizza please?”

What did the Italian man have for dinner?

A little pizza this and a little pizza that.

How does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

Why did the pizza-maker ask for a raise?

He kneaded more dough.

What’s the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

How do you make a musician’s car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off.

What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie?

That’s a Moray.

After many years of studying art at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD.

Or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.

When we make pizza at home it’s my wife’s job to shred the cheese.

She’s the gratist.

The volume of a pizza with thickness a and radius z is:

Pi * z * z * a.

I cut my pizza into 7 bits.

I haven’t had a byte yet.

I murdered the pizza delivery man for messing up my order and had to cover it up.

I ordered another pizza to calm my nerves and the second delivery man noticed the body, so I had to kill him too.

Now I feel even more nervous so I ordered yet another pizza.

I think it’s starting to become a Domino effect.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

An ambulance is like a pizza delivery.

If they’re late the delivery ends up cold.

I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil.

Unfortunately it’s cheesy and pointless.

I looked out of my window in horror yesterday as a crowd gathered around a crashed motorcyclist.

I rushed outside yelling, “Let me through, let me through.”

A man at the front said, “Thank God for that, are you a doctor?”

I said, “No, that’s my pizza.”

“You have a very rare and extremely contagious condition,” the doctor told his patient. “We’re going to have to put you in an isolation unit where you’ll be on a diet of pancakes and pizza.”

“Will the pancakes and pizza cure my condition?” asked the patient.

“No,” replied the doctor. “They’re the only things we can slip under the door.”

What’s the difference between pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes can’t be topped.

And that’s not all ….

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