Joke of the Day: Hairdressers

I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.

She said “No, but I once gave a duck a bath”

I just witnessed a fight between an auctioneer and a hairdresser…

They were going at it hammer and tongs…

My teenage daughter can’t decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer.

I guess she’ll have to flip a coin.

Heads or tales.

I like watching football matches when I’m at the hairdressers.

The coverage is the same but the highlights are better.

I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”.

I thought, “That’s a small price toupee”.

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

I used to not like my hair.

Then it grew on me.

Just after a friend went bald, he inherited a comb.

He said he will never part with it.

Another bald chap I know never uses keys now.

He’s lost his locks.

A man goes to see his barber to get his hair cut.

The barber says “You’re going grey, sir”.

The man says “I’m not surprised, hurry up, would you…”

A few years ago, I asked the girl in the pet grooming shop out to dinner.

She couldn’t make it though, she was washing her hare.

Been invited to a hair washing party.

I’ve no excuse not to go.

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