Joke of the Day: Pets

Bought a new muzzle for my pet duck the other day.

Nothing fancy, but it fits the bill.

My pet snake has just got a job with the Inland Revenue.

He’s a Civil Serpent.

The RSPCA have said I can’t keep my pet dolphin in the bath.

Apparently, it’s not fit for porpoise.

My friend got a pet beaver and has called him Clint.

Clint Eatswood.

I’ve let my pet chimpanzee the login to my Amazon account.

We are prime mates.

Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.

It’s a little fit bunny.

I decided to trace my pet frogs ancestry…

Turns out he’s part Irish, part British, and a tad Pole.

Frank Sinatra was once asked if he ever kept herons as pets…

“Egrets? I’ve had a few…” he replied.

My son asked me for a pet spider for his birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!

Blow this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.

My son’s pet frog broke his leg yesterday.

He was very unhoppy…

I gave my pet bird a haircut, and now he thinks he’s James Bond…

He’s certainly a shorn canary…

I was walking past a pet shop.

A sign on the shop front said ; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’

I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant…‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?

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