If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Police raided Kermit’s lily pad and found 100s of nude pictures of Miss Piggy.
They said it was the worst case of frogs porn ever seen.
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
I’m bacon.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
Piiig.
I thought a pig was tapping my phone because there was so much crackling on the line.
One day, I’m going to buy three pigs, write 1, 2, and 4 on them, take them to a shopping center and see how long security spends trying to find number 3.
I always won the farmyard game of hide and seek until one of the animals started telling everyone where I was.
I think it was the pig who squealed.
A man goes to the cinema and is surprised to see a pig sitting in the seat next to him.
“What are you doing here?” he asked the pig.
“Well, I enjoyed the book”.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
I went to see a pig friend’s new house.
It was quite stylish.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
How do you take a pig to hospital?
In a hambulance.
What do you give a sick pig?
Oinkment.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
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