Joke of the Day: Windows

Why are the front of Apple Stores all windows?

I spent 25 minutes waving to an old woman this morning…

Then I realised she was cleaning her windows!

My window cleaner passed away recently.

Just made contact with him again using a squeegee board…

Since the snow came all my wife has done is look through the window.

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

I got pulled over by a traffic policeman.

He walked up to my window and said, “Papers.”

I said, “Scissors, I win…” and I drove off.

He must be desperate for a re-match because he’s been chasing me for ages.

I was walking past a pet shop. A sign on the shop front said; ‘Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.’

I didn’t believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant…

‘How Dutch is that moggie in the window?

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

I wrote a story once about a broken window.

It’s saved in my drafts.

Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.

Checking in for a flight, I was asked, “Window or Aisle?”.

I said, Window or you’ll do what?

Why are computers like air conditioning units?

They stop working properly when you open too many windows.

Saw a sign in a window, “Flat screen TV for sale, only £20.

Broken volume control”. Couldn’t turn it down.

Entered a window fitting competition.

Smashed it.

How do you use water to create light?

Clean the windows.

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