Joke of the Day: Flowers

My wife said to me “I bet you can’t make a pun about a flower?”

But I rose to the challenge…

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave.

As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin.

3 hours later and they’re still walking about with it.

I thought to myself, they’ve lost the plot!

I was going to catalogue my dried flowers, but I realised I have more pressing problems to deal with.

What do you call Dracula with hayfever?

The pollen count.

My vase of flowers died, but then they came back to life.

It must have been reincarnation.

What do you get if you cross a monkey with a flower?

A chimp-pansy.

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