A wizard asked me to proofread one of his scrolls last week.
Actually, it was more of a spell check.
My house is being haunted by the ghost of a dead chicken.
It’s a poultrygeist.
I’ve just found out my wife is really a ghost.
To be honest, I had my suspicions from the moment she walked through the door…
The Medusa once asked me to do a comedy gig for her victims…
They were a hard crowd.
Disappointed to fail my psychic exam.
Didn’t see that coming.
Got stuck in a queue behind Satan looking for mortgages.
Took ages, for the devil takes many forms.
Went to see a psychic and he was in a bad mood, then I saw a clairvoyant who was rather grumpy…
I’m just trying to find a happy medium?
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