Joke of the Day: Baths

Batman: “It’s been a long day. Alfred, please fill up the bathtub.”

Alfred: “Master Bruce, what’s a htub?”

I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.

She said “No, but I once gave a duck a bath”.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

The RSPCA have said I can’t keep my pet dolphin in the bath.

Apparently it’s not fit for porpoise.

Neil Armstrong makes it to the moon and takes 5 pictures.

Girls go to the bathroom and take 57!

Yesterday one of my best friends told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

It was really hurtful thing to say and completely ruined our bath.

We used to call my Grandad “Spider-Man”.

He didn’t possess any amazing superpowers, he just used to struggle to get out of the bath…

Who hides in the bathroom at parties?

The party-pooper.

Why did the burglar steal a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Dropped my phone in the bath.

It’s syncing.

Doctor: Drink a glass of milk after a hot bath.

Patient: No doctor, I don’t think I’ll have space left.

A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.

Saw a sign for bath plugs.

I didn’t know mine was electric.

Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath.

I think it was my robber duck.

Gave my pet leopard a bath every day.

Now he’s spotless.

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